boys, boys,boys.

So Id like to blog about my frustrations with the opposite sex.

This, is the longest Ive been single without having atleast a fling inbetween having a relationship and dating.

The dates ive been on have been terrible , you either get complete duds who lie about half their life in order to seem interesting. Or you get the whores who just want a lay and to never talk to you again.. all the while talking about wanting a relationship in their online dating profile.

So I give you, Online dating for dummies.
- DO NOT ask a girl to send you naked pictures, EVER. Wtf are you thinking?
- Dont open with lines like " how much does a polar bear weigh?.. enough to break the ice" its immoral for me to date or even speak to men with IQs of 5 year olds.
- Please dont post pictures of your abs, muscles flexed, shiny 67' mustang, muscles flexed and abs exposed on your 67' mustang...
- Dont send girls messages like " Greetings specimen" ... I fear for their safety.. tub full of kidneys anyone?
- 45year olds, dont message 20 year olds.. they already have a dad..
- Dont ask for help with your profile and writing it to pick up other girls, thats not only weird.. but almost insulting that youre just wanted for grammar correction. Spell check anyone?
- Dont message girls asking for a date and then never talk to them again, can you really get a feel for someone within an hour of hanging at your local Java squeeze? NO.
- lastly, Dont tell a girl you love them after the first few messages. Desperate much? get yourself a teddy bear, they'll love you back.

FYI. Guys, if a girl texts you something lengthy.. dont reply with one word.
if a girl texts you with something cute, dont write back with a huge segway and ignore it.
hurt feelings. not fun.

jeeez. get a clue males.

that is all.

stay gold.